[ Too bad Instagram got nuked along with Earth, huh. ]
I don't know who Isabella is, but I wouldn't call you gross. You're not a rotting, maggot-covered zombie or anything! If it really bothers you, though, sure, I can put you through a few drills.
isabella is my fiancée but thanks [ Even though a zombie is a pretty low bar, so that's not really a compliment at all. ] it bothers me a lot i'm not famous here so i want to at least be hot
Don't let it get you down. Plenty of girls don't like a lot of muscles on their guys. But if that's how you feel... So, the goal is rock hard abs? Anything else?
i don't want to be popular with girls [ BOLD FACED LIE ] it's about my own self-esteem and actually the abs are just aesthetic i need strong thighs for skating
You were also so sick that I'm amazed you remember anything...
[ But, sigh, that's just proving JJ's point, isn't it?
attached: a picture of Cain's chest with the shirt lifted. He's lightly muscled, lean over bulky strength, but hey, he does have abs!
But how exactly is he taking the picture when he needs both hands to work the camera of his phone...? Is it that shirt-in-mouth hentai thing going on? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
Sure. That means you've got to live long enough to teach me, though. :) And you still might want to pre-draw the abs. Unless you want to risk my amateur skills on them...
[ Okay, paint, that's pretty normal at least. And not as permanent as Cain was afraid of, good! It's a joke, not something he wants to haunt JJ forever. ]
No, you didn't have enough time to get a tattoo. I was just curious, with such strong lines! You really are an artist, though I'm not sure these would fool anyone...
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Date: 2017-10-30 12:55 am (UTC)during skating season
i'm an athlete
[ attached: another picture... of jj shirtless... with abs i guess................... ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:00 am (UTC)Oh, I see. And how long ago was skating season?
You're pretty out of shape, aren't you?
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:07 am (UTC)that's why i was doing push ups
what if isabella comes back and sees me like this
all skinny and gross
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:14 am (UTC)I don't know who Isabella is, but I wouldn't call you gross.
You're not a rotting, maggot-covered zombie or anything!
If it really bothers you, though, sure, I can put you through a few drills.
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:19 am (UTC)but thanks [ Even though a zombie is a pretty low bar, so that's not really a compliment at all. ]
it bothers me a lot
i'm not famous here so i want to at least be hot
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:27 am (UTC)Plenty of girls don't like a lot of muscles on their guys.
But if that's how you feel...
So, the goal is rock hard abs? Anything else?
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:31 am (UTC)it's about my own self-esteem
and actually the abs are just aesthetic
i need strong thighs for skating
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:33 am (UTC)[ Because JJ saying he wants to be hot hasn't given it away or anything... ]
Abs, thighs, got it. And I'm guessing stamina, too?
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:36 am (UTC)yes
i used to do training camps back home
but i've never gone a whole month without exercise
and i guess military works outs are probably crazy
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:37 am (UTC)3/3
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:41 am (UTC)You know, you've already seen me fight.
Do I really have to prove that I stay conditioned...?
[ What's with this doubt, JJ came to him!
Unless it's just a play to get him to take his shirt off... carelesswhisper.mp3 ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:44 am (UTC)it was dark
and i had to come save you
[ Cain was the one doubting him first so :\ ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:52 am (UTC)[ But, sigh, that's just proving JJ's point, isn't it?
attached: a picture of Cain's chest with the shirt lifted. He's lightly muscled, lean over bulky strength, but hey, he does have abs!
But how exactly is he taking the picture when he needs both hands to work the camera of his phone...? Is it that shirt-in-mouth hentai thing going on? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 02:03 am (UTC)you've got a nicer body that i thought!
i guess i do remember some muscle from when we were in the alley
this'll work
[ Behold, Cain receives the approval he was no doubt craving. ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:12 am (UTC)Glad it meets your approval. [ Too bad he doesn't know what /s means ]
Does that mean you'll leave your body in my hands? :)
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:26 am (UTC)once i get better
if i get better
if i die like this then just
draw them on or something
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:28 am (UTC)But just so you know, I'm a terrible artist.
Are you sure you don't want to do it yourself, just in case?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:30 am (UTC)i can draw clothes
want me to teach you?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:32 am (UTC)And you still might want to pre-draw the abs.
Unless you want to risk my amateur skills on them...
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:34 am (UTC)Except, JJ definitely does not have a pen so let's just hope he didn't draw them on with his own blood?? ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:42 am (UTC)Wow, those look very realistic!
What did you use to draw them on?
[ Needing to rush over to make sure JJ's not dying is suddenly looking like not such a far-fetched possibility... ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:55 am (UTC)i bought some for a friend
[ Because to him, that's a weird question to ask. ]
did you think it's a tattoo?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:58 am (UTC)No, you didn't have enough time to get a tattoo.
I was just curious, with such strong lines!
You really are an artist, though I'm not sure these would fool anyone...
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:04 am (UTC)you can sell anything if you're confident enough!
but thanks ;)
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