You were also so sick that I'm amazed you remember anything...
[ But, sigh, that's just proving JJ's point, isn't it?
attached: a picture of Cain's chest with the shirt lifted. He's lightly muscled, lean over bulky strength, but hey, he does have abs!
But how exactly is he taking the picture when he needs both hands to work the camera of his phone...? Is it that shirt-in-mouth hentai thing going on? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
Sure. That means you've got to live long enough to teach me, though. :) And you still might want to pre-draw the abs. Unless you want to risk my amateur skills on them...
[ Okay, paint, that's pretty normal at least. And not as permanent as Cain was afraid of, good! It's a joke, not something he wants to haunt JJ forever. ]
No, you didn't have enough time to get a tattoo. I was just curious, with such strong lines! You really are an artist, though I'm not sure these would fool anyone...
[ There's a prolonged silence before JJ comes back, which is miraculous for someone that has their phone on them 24/7, but that's determination for you.
Regardless, his response isn't particularly enlightening. ]
Please follow these steps: 1. Walk to the nearest intersection 2. STOP BEFORE STEPPING INTO THE STREET 3. DO NOT TRY TO PET ANY DRAGONS YOU MAY SEE 5. Locate the pole with street signs on it 6. Take a picture and send it to me 7. Request assistance for steps 1-5 from a passer-by if necessary
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:41 am (UTC)You know, you've already seen me fight.
Do I really have to prove that I stay conditioned...?
[ What's with this doubt, JJ came to him!
Unless it's just a play to get him to take his shirt off... carelesswhisper.mp3 ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:44 am (UTC)it was dark
and i had to come save you
[ Cain was the one doubting him first so :\ ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 01:52 am (UTC)[ But, sigh, that's just proving JJ's point, isn't it?
attached: a picture of Cain's chest with the shirt lifted. He's lightly muscled, lean over bulky strength, but hey, he does have abs!
But how exactly is he taking the picture when he needs both hands to work the camera of his phone...? Is it that shirt-in-mouth hentai thing going on? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 02:03 am (UTC)you've got a nicer body that i thought!
i guess i do remember some muscle from when we were in the alley
this'll work
[ Behold, Cain receives the approval he was no doubt craving. ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:12 am (UTC)Glad it meets your approval. [ Too bad he doesn't know what /s means ]
Does that mean you'll leave your body in my hands? :)
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:26 am (UTC)once i get better
if i get better
if i die like this then just
draw them on or something
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:28 am (UTC)But just so you know, I'm a terrible artist.
Are you sure you don't want to do it yourself, just in case?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:30 am (UTC)i can draw clothes
want me to teach you?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:32 am (UTC)And you still might want to pre-draw the abs.
Unless you want to risk my amateur skills on them...
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:34 am (UTC)Except, JJ definitely does not have a pen so let's just hope he didn't draw them on with his own blood?? ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:42 am (UTC)Wow, those look very realistic!
What did you use to draw them on?
[ Needing to rush over to make sure JJ's not dying is suddenly looking like not such a far-fetched possibility... ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:55 am (UTC)i bought some for a friend
[ Because to him, that's a weird question to ask. ]
did you think it's a tattoo?
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Date: 2017-10-30 03:58 am (UTC)No, you didn't have enough time to get a tattoo.
I was just curious, with such strong lines!
You really are an artist, though I'm not sure these would fool anyone...
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:04 am (UTC)you can sell anything if you're confident enough!
but thanks ;)
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:06 am (UTC)[ Surely this is just the sickness talking... ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:07 am (UTC)you wanna bet?
im going outside right now
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:09 am (UTC)Wait, you're still not feeling well, right??
You should be resting! Don't go anywhere!
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:11 am (UTC)Which tbf is probably just par for the course in this city. ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:13 am (UTC)JJ? JJ, please answer me.
Please don't be outside asking people about your drawn-on abs.
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:18 am (UTC)Regardless, his response isn't particularly enlightening. ]
is that why i went outside?
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:23 am (UTC)Yes... Are you still outside?
If you're still outside, please go back inside and cover yourself with a warm blanket.
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:27 am (UTC)Instead, attached is a picture of a lizard on the side of a building, bright blue and yellow. ]
does this look poisonous?
i love the colours
they're so jj style
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:31 am (UTC)That definitely looks poisonous.
Please don't touch it.
Also please send me a picture of the nearest corner with street signs included.
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:35 am (UTC)there are no street signs
[ . . . ]
oh i found one
[ attached: a street number... close enough....?? ]
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Date: 2017-10-30 04:46 am (UTC)Please follow these steps:
1. Walk to the nearest intersection
2. STOP BEFORE STEPPING INTO THE STREET
3. DO NOT TRY TO PET ANY DRAGONS YOU MAY SEE
5. Locate the pole with street signs on it
6. Take a picture and send it to me
7. Request assistance for steps 1-5 from a passer-by if necessary
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