Inbox: El Nysa

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un: pholia

This is Cain. I'll get back to you when I can.

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Comments

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one of the best parts about eating men is sucking on their boners after you're done with the rest of them

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Is this some sort of joke?

[colorature]

no?
oh
youre not keaton
i meant bones not boners
sorry

[baguablade]

1. That's just as suspicious!
2. That makes it sound like you're lying!

[colorature]

im not lying
why would i lie

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So you actually meant to say sucking on "bones" instead of "boners"?

[ Why is he even clarifying this?! ]

[colorature]

yeah
i dont even know what a boner is
do you

[baguablade]

Do you actually go around murdering people or is this a joke???

[colorature]

im a vampire
human blood is part of my diet
ive been trying to be good and not kill people
but sometimes it happens
especially if theyre rude and try to touch my butt

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That's not an excuse. That's no reason to treat lives so flippantly.
Those are people you've killed. Lives you've taken.
People who left others behind. Who had to mourn them, who had to live with that pain.

[colorature]

_{[Yes, please, keep lecturing her. She loves it.]}

why are all humans like this
you act as if your lives are the most important things on the planet
i dont see people getting mad over humans killing animals to eat them
im sure animals miss their families too and feel sad
youre not that special

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But you don't need to kill to survive.
Of course we think our lives are important.
We're selfish creatures who want to live. Who want to be happy.
Don't you? Don't you want to live, too?

[colorature]

why should i think of human lives as important
when they never cared to think of mine or my kind's as such
im immortal
im happy most of the time
but i do get lonely
and bored

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Not every human could possibly think of you as unimportant.
And if you think of them as unimportant, won't they treat you the same way?
If you don't want to be lonely or bored, then treating humans like pests isn't going to change that.
The only way to have people who care about you is to care about them in return.

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_{[It's not so much she thinks of them as pests...rather she thinks of them as food...but she won't say that.]}

i care
about some people
like jj

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[ There is so much MORE to be concerned about all of a sudden. ]

Would you ever hurt JJ?

[colorature]

no hes my husband
i promised him i wont hurt the people he likes

[baguablade]

Your husband?!
As JJ's knight, why wasn't I made aware of this?

[colorature]

your jjs knight? youre his chevalier then
why didnt you say so
ill be nice to you then
oh were not married married we didnt have a wedding
but hes still my husband

_{[She knows that's not how it works but...let her live. JJ's fine with indulging her so let her have her husbando.]}

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I need to talk to JJ immediately.
And you should be nice to more people than just the people JJ cares about!

[colorature]

i am nice
sometimes

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It's the sometimes I'm worried about.
You can start by not killing people all the time.

[colorature]

i cant make that promise
if i did
i would just break it eventually

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You won't even try?

[colorature]

i have been